One size up.

Condoms in 57, 60 and 64 mm, wrapped in racing silks. For the ones who walk in late and don’t leave alone.

Measure up.

Nothing you enter leaves this page.

Five levels, from Pony to Pegasus. Measure around the thickest part with a soft tape or a piece of string, then pull the tape out to match.

Drag the pink handle.

Pick your colour

Every Horse colour races under its own jockey silks, printed on the foil. Scroll to run the race.

Drag to spin it.

Tears from any edge
Laser-scored foil opens from all four sides. No teeth, no scissors, no fumbling in the dark.
A saddle number on every packet
Each one is numbered 1 to 99, like the cloth under a racehorse's saddle. Collect them, trade them, bet on them.
Glows under the club lights
Ghost Spots packets are printed in UV ink. Under a blacklight you can find them from across the room.
The pocket tin
Six packets in a steel tin that fits the coin pocket of your jeans. It won't crush in a bag.

The Stable is how Horse gets into your party. Tell us about the night and we'll send the kit.

Fishbowls of Horse at the bar, the cloakroom and every bathroom, refilled through the night.

A blacklight install where Ghost Spots packets glow. Try the switch above.

Branded wristbands for your door list. The people wearing them get first pick of the bowl.

Parties over 300 people can get cash toward the bar, the sound system or the DJ.

Fill this in at least three weeks before the party. We read every one and reply within five working days.